Monday, May 8, 2017

Question: What sort of duel would you prefer if your life depended on it?

Pizza eating duel?
Horror movie knowledge duel?
Amount of breasts touched with permission duel?

I'm guessing you were hoping for a more traditional answer. I'm definitely a sword guy, if that's your angle. Guns are messy. They miss, and when they hit, it sucks hard. Swords are elegant, and there's no weird smell when they deliver a fatal blow.

Of course, two modern assholes with no sword fighting ability wouldn't possess much elegance. Just as well have a pool-noodle duel as expect grace in that situation.

Short Answer: I don't care so long as I get to say, "I'm not left-handed."

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