Saturday, May 13, 2017

Question: I find sometimes when people tell me their favorite sh*t that I like them a lot less. Is this a problem for you, Keith?

Top Ten Undesirable Favorite Things

10) Bands that have a number in their name
9) Not my penis
8) California rolls with real crab
7) Any movie other than Big Trouble in Little China
6) Ice cream with mint, but no chocolate chips
5) The election cycle
4) Slacks
3) The Celestine Prophecy
2) Un-themed burlesque
1) Archetypes rather than character depth

Short Answer: Blink 182? 54-40? 98 degrees? There's more. Way, way more.

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