A little vague. But I can handle it.
If it's something bad:
I'd rather eat braised dick meat atop a bed of unravelled testicle noodles.
If it's something good:
I'd rather fuck God's virgin snatch.
Short Answer: (Warning! Very Important Short Answer!) In looking for a particular post that this reminded me of, I used my search engine on-blog to look up the word 'homeless'. What returned to me was the most entertaining page of results imaginable. I've never been more proud of myself or my own work. If you're too lazy to follow suit, here's the link to the search results:
You will not be disappointed. I promise.