Sunday, April 16, 2017

Question: What are some of your unused, blog post premises?

1) Steven Seagal took my dog. Now what the fuck do I do?
2) A band called Jumpsuit Summercamp.
3) The bidet ad-campaign tagline, 'Keep your seafood fresh'.
4) A doctor that has to touch pastry to help with his diagnoses.
5) Were-mer-men.
6) Mer-were-maids.
7) Regular maids.
8) Megular raids.
9) Loss of interest, mid-blog post.
10) Ten.

Short Answer: Butts.

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