Thursday, April 6, 2017

Question: New euphemisms for sex?

Corn-cobbing.
Butt-pickling.
The two-finger discount.
Puncturing the o-ring layer.
Shovehugging.
Down to brown.
Porking the sour pudding.
Playing ballclaps.
My mother and your mother were smack-smack-smack.
The long toboggan.
Mal-intent and the path through the forest.
Slapweasel.
Wienershaving.
Carol Burnett would approve of this.
The Iron Giant.
Cloak and bang her.
Soiling.
The cowpoke.
Polediving.
Drillpunching.
Slippery crevice.
Tipping the maƮtre D
Haranguing by nutsack.
iBone.
Floppy Freddy and the Shitmix.
The acoustics of moist flesh.
Canalling.
One minute and thirty-nine seconds in heaven.
Rainy season in the drop zone.
Pussmangling.
Bumsquiring.
Attention to tail.
Knuckleplugging.


Short Answer: Out of breath.


Bonus euphemisms:


http://askkeithanything.blogspot.ca/2014/10/question-sex-euphemisms-on-mic.html


http://askkeithanything.blogspot.ca/2014/08/question-i-hate-having-to-make-love.html


http://askkeithanything.blogspot.ca/2013/07/question-can-you-give-some-euphemisms.html


http://askkeithanything.blogspot.ca/2013/02/question-we-were-wondering-if-you-could.html


http://askkeithanything.blogspot.ca/2012/10/question-what-did-jack-and-jill-really.html


http://askkeithanything.blogspot.ca/2012/09/question-youre-trying-to-take-dump-in.html


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