Funny you should say that, mate.
I've often thought the same. Problem is, I can't draw very well. My entire family have visual art talent, but it skipped me. I got a big dong instead. What a bother.
One day, I was hopped-up on codeine, and I thought, "Now's the fucking time!" and I went for it.
Today, a special post. My one attempt at doing a comic strip. I give you: AfterGlow!
Short Answer: After this level of genius, how could I not retire?