My anniversary was just a few days ago. So, here are the three things I did in advance of International Women's Day, to show that I cared about women, and my wife in particular.
1) I went out to a restaurant, even though going out to restaurants makes me shit my knickers.
2) I returned home and made brownie cookies. Yes, that's a thing.
3) During coitus, I asked if she wanted to switch positions. She said yes, and I didn't hit her.
Short Answer: Go ahead! Take offense! I'll continue to not hit women, no matter what you say!