Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Question: Doing anything special for International Women's Day?

My anniversary was just a few days ago. So, here are the three things I did in advance of International Women's Day, to show that I cared about women, and my wife in particular.

1) I went out to a restaurant, even though going out to restaurants makes me shit my knickers.

2) I returned home and made brownie cookies. Yes, that's a thing.

3) During coitus, I asked if she wanted to switch positions. She said yes, and I didn't hit her.

Short Answer: Go ahead! Take offense! I'll continue to not hit women, no matter what you say!

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