Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Question: Can you give me a top ten list of alternative names for cheese?

Shit, that's weird.


Okay.


Top Ten Alternative Names For Cheese


10) Udder fudge.
9) Coagulated bug juice.
8) Farm runoff.
7) Squeezey meat.
6) Swollen foot snacks.
5) Mouldmallows.
4) Cultured cow guts.
3) Breadfriend.
2) Salty pudding.
1) Mouthfucker.


Short Answer: I blew my load on udder fudge, methinks.

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