Sunday, January 8, 2017

Questions: List the provocations?

Did someone use a translator to ask this question? This feels Spanish. Was it Spanish?


I guess I'm just supposed to know how many provocations there are. And I do.


The Seven Provocations


1) Tugging a man's beard.
2) Elbowing a woman's boob.
3) Serving cocktail wienies without cocktail sauce.
4) Trying to fuck a beached whale's blow hole.
5) Speaking loudly over a funny noise.
6) Offering consensual tentacle sex.
7) Making your bed...into another bed!


Short Answer: I've always been a provocateur. Is that French? It feels French.

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