Did someone use a translator to ask this question? This feels Spanish. Was it Spanish?
I guess I'm just supposed to know how many provocations there are. And I do.
The Seven Provocations
1) Tugging a man's beard.
2) Elbowing a woman's boob.
3) Serving cocktail wienies without cocktail sauce.
4) Trying to fuck a beached whale's blow hole.
5) Speaking loudly over a funny noise.
6) Offering consensual tentacle sex.
7) Making your bed...into another bed!
Short Answer: I've always been a provocateur. Is that French? It feels French.