Is that two smell questions in a row?
I'm a lucky guy!
What I Smell Like - Possibilities:
A leather satchel filled with pico de gallo
Sandalwood soaked in vinegar
Pickle juice and strawberry lip gloss
A dolphin's anus
Root beer and asparagus pee
A homeless man's upper lip
A battlefield infirmary unconventionally placed inside a tire factory
Lion's breath and tiger milk
A balut egg doused in green tabasco
The inside of a leotard worn by a middle-aged woman recently shot from a cannon.
Fresh tennis balls
An empty movie theater with a hint of post-rain air
An old wig left in a shoebox with old shoes
The recently depressed pump on a pair of Reebok Pumps
The sea a half-kilometer away from a rotting whale carcass
Like someone who missed a bit when they wiped
Short Answer: One of these is accurate. Also, Diarrhea Submarine is a good name for a band.