Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Question: They discovered a massive wave structure in Venus's atmosphere. What's the deal, man?

This is because Venusians are bodacious.


Is that enough of a surf term to make this joke work?


This is because Venusians are tubular?
This is because Venusians are radical?
This is because Venusians like the movie Point Break?
This is because Venusians are non-heinous?


Wait, why isn't it Venu-t-ians? We don't call Mars people Marsians.


Get your shit together, cosmos!


Short Answer: It's just an atmospheric gravity wave. Chill out, brah. Wait, is that a surfer thing? Hang loose, dude. Better. That could've been gnarly.



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