Thursday, January 5, 2017

Question: Could you provide a list of predictions for 2017 covering sports, film, aardvarks and science?

This is rather broad.


Sure.


Sports: Winners and losers. Idiots celebrating when they shouldn't. Drug and gun scandals.


Film: Superhero movies good. All other movies mediocre. Oscar movies predictable and boring. Shitloads of money made by all.


Aardvarks: Irreverent humour remains underwhelming.


Science: Robot penis! Come on, robot penis!


Short Answer: I need a robot penis because my human flesh penis is worn out from all the doing it inside your female family members.

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