This is rather broad.
Sports: Winners and losers. Idiots celebrating when they shouldn't. Drug and gun scandals.
Film: Superhero movies good. All other movies mediocre. Oscar movies predictable and boring. Shitloads of money made by all.
Aardvarks: Irreverent humour remains underwhelming.
Science: Robot penis! Come on, robot penis!
Short Answer: I need a robot penis because my human flesh penis is worn out from all the doing it inside your female family members.