Thursday, December 22, 2016

Question: What's the best thing you could receive for Christmas this year?

Book deal?


Either that, or the promise that I'll make it through the entire calendar year without doing that thing where I pour a clear liquid into a glass I don't think was used for milk, but then halfway through drinking, I become painfully aware that the glass was in fact last used for milk.


Short Answer: Does it make me a horrible piece of shit that the best thing I could receive is money? I don't want it for frivolous spending; just so I can continue writing books and hanging onto the dream. I guess that doesn't make it much better. I suppose I'll just have herpes again like last year. It wasn't so bad. My wife never even caught it.

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