I'm assuming this is a long-time reader, first time question-asker. Thanks for reading the show!
No I don't fucking have experience with dog masturbation! I mean, what kind of experience could I possibly have? If I jacked off a terrier it wouldn't be dog masturbation, you idiot!
I've watched videos of dogs masturbating just about as much as the next curious guy, but that doesn't count as experience, and I sure as hell have never seen a sheepdog doing it.
Oh, by the way:
That's the post we're talking about. I thought the more poignant stuff in here was the anal sex, but I guess that wasn't your thing. You wanted to focus on the dog masturbation. What's with you, man? You make your mom proud with those mouth kisses! Or something!
Short Answer: Seriously, thanks for participating. We'll hear from you again, I'm sure of it.