Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Question: How do you feel about Kwanzaa?

I have no feelings whatsoever about Kwanzaa.

This is the appropriate answer.

Did you think I was going to stick my foot in some sort of racially charged mire with this question? Fuck you, then. I only have two feet. How many more feet can be enmired at one time? No many, that's how!

Short Answer: I wish I could celebrate Kwanzaa. It keeps the party going between Christmas and New Years.

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