Monday, December 12, 2016

Question: Can Santelephant fit down the chimney?

No. Santelephant isn't real. I'm sorry to break it to you. Those presents have been coming for your parents. Yes, the trunk, the horn, all of it...it's from your folks. Santelephant is just a story we tell our kids so they'll believe in magic, and the concept that an elephant can dress itself.


Short Answer: Seriously, what the fuck, Internet?

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