Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Question: Can poops come to life?

Sir? It's time to change your diet.

The answer to this question is simple. Poops are dead. They're dead when you eat them, and they're dead in your stomach, and they're dead in your butt. Toilet water is not the fountain of youth, or that pool in Cocoon. It is not magical. It is water with some pee in it.

Poops don't live. You wouldn't want them to. The tales they would tell.

Short Answer: I assume you made a bad boom-boom and this is your way of telling the world. That's fine, but maybe try some fiber and shut-up.

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