Friday, October 28, 2016

Question: Enough about Trump. What about David S. Pumpkins?

I love you, whoever you are.

Yes! Yes to all things David Pumpkins!

I'm not even going to explain who this is. Go look it up, jerks! It goes with Tom Hanks and/or SNL. I'm literally so happy to be talking about David Pumpkins that I'm typing around an erection. Seriously, I have my penis between my wrists. I'm holding it back awkwardly as it bobbles around.

Did this get weird?

Short Answer: It's appropriate.

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