Do onto uthers?
Spopagate the precies?
Are you disappointed with this answer? This is what happens when you're being funny and I have no idea what the fuck is going on in your head. I can try to keep the thread going, but it quickly becomes one of those threads that was swallowed, worked its way all through the system and comes out the butt...then it turns out you were holding the other end the whole time, and now you can floss yourself ass-to-mouth style from the inside.
Nobody wants that piece of thread. Not after what's happened.
Short Answer: Aort Shanswer.