My wife just tried to sneeze and instead wheezed like a dying-vacuum and loudly asked, "Where did that one go?"
And I'm supposed to focus on this shit?
She's also sitting on the couch naked, playing with her phone. Probably looking up a bunch of dicks. Like, a roundtable with six or eight guys of the perfect height, settling their dicks together to make a gorgeous dick design.
Now she's walking past me, all nude, butt doing that wriggly buttstuff, boobs a half-foot from my face, all bouncy and...
Short Answer: Masturbating. What are you up to?