(AKA) Ask Keith Anything
An advice column for those who like a little abuse. Yea, I'm talking about you, jerk.
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Question: Top 3000 Reasons to Read Your Blog?
3000-1999) Eat a dick and one to two balls.
1998-2) What the fuck else are you doing you useless piece of shit?
1) Go fuck yourself.
I could've been wittier about this, but I feel like I got the tone right.
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