Saturday, September 3, 2016

Question: How do you prefer to make love?

Something creepy about the word prefer in that sentence, no?


How do you like to make love?


Ugh. Maybe it's the 'make love' part that sucks.


How do you prefer to get down?


That's okay.


How do you like to fuck it?


There we go!


I like to fuck it on a slightly damp bed, surrounded by candles that smell like aging park ranger clothes, while listening to the song Spanish Train by Chris de Burgh (which is about Jesus and the Devil playing poker over some dead souls. Or some live ones? Apparently I like to fuck to semantics.)


Either that or outside against a tree with some solid bark, nowaimsayin?


Short Answer: I think I killed that nowaimsayin part.

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