With a side of fries?
With a ragu of kelp, lime, beef cheek and seasonal gourds?
By a creative process server who dresses up like a literary figure? Mark Twain, perhaps?
Let's be truthful for a moment. Propaganda is the worst, and there's a lot of it out there hiding under any other name and smelling far less sweet. I want it served with a brief and comprehensible explanation of what the propaganda is trying to accomplish, and how best to ignore it and then educate yourself further on the topic.
Short Answer: I think the shake weight might be for sex practice!