Friday, September 16, 2016

Question: Do you like highballs?

I actually like 'em low.


One of my balls is of a normal height, and the other one is substantially lower. I have some affection for the little guy who's reaching for the ground, trying to touch my toes, or get a dip in the toilet pool.


Really high balls remind me of porno, those shots where a guy is really giving her while he's man spreading, so you can see those balls doing jumping-jacks-in-the-sack, really reaching for the sky on either side of the shaft. This is neither a like or a dislike.


Shit.


Highball means something else doesn't it?


Short Answer: Apparently I look at testicles more than I drink whiskey.

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