Saturday, August 20, 2016

Question: What are the best songs to poop to?

Have we just hit a new low?


Top Ten Songs To Listen To While You're Pooping

10) Long Train Running by The Doobie Brothers
9) Smooth Operator by Sade
8) Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop and Pharrell
7) Patience by Guns 'n' Roses
6) Let It Go by Andina Mandelay or whatever from Frozen
5) Push It by Salt-n-Pepa
4) Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight and the Poops...err, Pips
3) Song 2 by Blur
2) Hot Stuff by Donna Summer
1) Deuce by Kiss

Short Answer: This could've been way grosser. Thank your lucky stars that I'm so tasteful.

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