Have we just hit a new low?
Top Ten Songs To Listen To While You're Pooping
10) Long Train Running by The Doobie Brothers
9) Smooth Operator by Sade
8) Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop and Pharrell
7) Patience by Guns 'n' Roses
6) Let It Go by Andina Mandelay or whatever from Frozen
5) Push It by Salt-n-Pepa
4) Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight and the Poops...err, Pips
3) Song 2 by Blur
2) Hot Stuff by Donna Summer
1) Deuce by Kiss
Short Answer: This could've been way grosser. Thank your lucky stars that I'm so tasteful.