Sunday, August 21, 2016

Question: Remember that time we went to Narnia?

Totally. You got inseminated by that centaur-thing and had a half-man, half-half-man baby that died straight away, howling and shitting all over it's malformed, fingery hooves!

What a magical fucking place.

Short Answer: Sorry, brah. That wasn't me. But no worries. Not the first time I've been mistaken for a magnificent yet preachy lion.

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