Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Question: How much money do you make?

Add up the amount of times your mom needs vaginal attention per fortnight (VAPF) and multiply it by the amount she pays me to stuff her like a pre-teen bra (ASPMT-SHLAPTB) and you've got a rough idea of how much your mom craves my penis, I mean, how much I make in a two week period.

Unlike my barely interested cock and your whore of a mother, money isn't really my thing. I know it makes the world go 'round and all that, but I try hard not to care about it.

Short Answer: I make enough to provide oil-based lube to all your mothers. Water-based lube is safer but I just don't care that much.

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