Monday, August 1, 2016

Question: Coitus, Intercourse, or Sexual Congress?

I love that these are capitalized so it looks like you're asking me which is my favorite band or brand name or something.


Coitus definitely makes people squirm (especially the person I'm applying coitus to, ya dig?)


Weird.


Intercourse sounds doctor-y and sciencified, which has its place. I think if you apply coitus you likely perform intercourse, and who wants that kind of pressure?

I like the term sexual congress. So much that I'm assuming this question came from someone who actually knows me. You get to achieve sexual congress; I like achievements.


Short Answer: You forgot 'Buttery'. Not buttery like, butter; buttery like fuckery or shaggery. Is anyone still reading this?

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