Monday, July 18, 2016

Question: What method of birthing do you recommend?

We talkin' real baby or poop baby?


I guess the answer's pretty straight forward either way.


Mouth!


I'm a big fan of the baby comes out and nobody gets their vag destroyed way. This can be accomplished through lucky vaginal birthing or cutsy-cutsy. That's what doctors call it. I swear.


I don't recommend anal.


Short Answer: That's the first time I've ever said that sentence.

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