Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Question: If could marry any celebrity crush who would you pick?

I've answered this exact question before.

Here she be:


The answer still holds up pretty well, I think. There are a few more disgusting trollops I might consider, but marriage is difficult and most people aren't worth it. If it was just wailing gonads together it might be easy to put together a more extensive list, but I don't want to have to emotionally support some hot actress 'cause if I don't she'll gargle the yarbles of her leading man. (Which she'll probably do anyway.)

Short Answer: I think looking at perfect body parts on the internet has lessened my love of celebrities and their okay stuff. Now I want to marry a woman compiled of all the things I've ogled, like an internet Bride of Frankenstein. And she could even have that hair. I kinda dig it.

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