I'm going to play the old question with a question game on this one.
Why the fuck would you want to make clogs mainstream?
Here are the answers to my question:
"Because my feet don't hurt enough."
"Because wood sounds good when stomped on."
"Because I like to be a little more flammable than everyone else."
"Because I'm a plumber."
"Because my mother was Dutch."
"Because crocs are too comfortable and stylish."
Now to answer the original question.
Put them on Donald Trump.
Short Answer: "These Trump Clogs are the most extravagant, most luxury clogs you'll ever clog in. The wood...the wood is beautiful. You're gonna love 'em."