Sunday, July 10, 2016

Question: How do we make clogs mainstream?

I'm going to play the old question with a question game on this one.

Why the fuck would you want to make clogs mainstream?
Here are the answers to my question:

"Because my feet don't hurt enough."
"Because wood sounds good when stomped on."
"Because I like to be a little more flammable than everyone else."
"Because I'm a plumber."
"Because my mother was Dutch."
"Because crocs are too comfortable and stylish."

Now to answer the original question.

Put them on Donald Trump.

Short Answer: "These Trump Clogs are the most extravagant, most luxury clogs you'll ever clog in. The wood...the wood is beautiful. You're gonna love 'em."

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