Thursday, July 7, 2016

Question: Are you dirty in bed?

Mom! Stop asking me this! Geez!


No. I'm not dirty. I'm clean and effective. In fact, if I could use one word to describe my sex life, it would probably be efficient. Or haberdashery.


Don't get me wrong; I'll let a gaunt hobo watch from a wicker chair in the corner. It's just that he'll be watching a very precise, well-thought out plumbing of my wife's fleshy depths.


I'm just kidding.


I don't own a wicker chair.


Short Answer: I do own a wicker chair. But the rule is you have to be naked to sit in it. Vagrants have yet to protest the condition.

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