Friday, June 17, 2016

Question: What's up with your face?

Let me guess. Your wife's panties keep spontaneously combusting when she sees that pic of me in the bathtub.

I understand the jealousy, I do, but we can't all look like glistening demigods all the time. 

Try investing in fire-retardant underwear, or find an uglier blogger. Shouldn't be hard. 

Short Answer: You could also allow your significant other to 'tub' it out of her system, by which I mean have sex with me. 

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