Saturday, June 11, 2016

Question: Right-handed or left-handed?

Hockey: Right
Baseball: Both
Golf: Left
Writing: Right
Self-Aggrandisement: Left
Alternate Self-Aggrandisement: Right Backstroke
Helping Out A Friend: Both
Fork: Left
Knife: Right
Sword: Both
Gun: Neither
Typing a Political Statement: Both
Typing Sweaterdresses: Left
Compliments: Back-handed
Fake shot, deke, roof: Back-handed
Keeping My Bitch In Line: Asking nicely

Short Answer: To help out a friend, I need both hands so I can work the balls. Don't assume it's because of their length. Not all my male friends have huge penises like I do, guys. Geez!

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