Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Question: I saw "Hobo Porn" in my spouse's browser history. WTF?

Don't worry. It's not what you think.


You know what a bindle is? It's the stick they carry, with a handkerchief tied on the end to carry their meager belongings.


Hobo Porn is just two vagrants - or bindlestiffs - approaching each other from opposite directions on a lonely train track. Then they remove their bindles from their shoulders and cross them, letting them rub against each other like in that light sabre fight between Obi-Wan and Vader in the first Star Wars movie. They slowly get closer and closer until instinctively knowing it's time to reach out simultaneously to cup and fondle the other man's handkerchief bundle. The money shot is them sitting down to a nice picnic.


Short Answer: Your spouse was just curious, dude. Maybe if you told her she was pretty once in a while, she wouldn't have to resort to such intense levels of niche camaraderie.



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