(AKA) Ask Keith Anything
An advice column for those who like a little abuse. Yea, I'm talking about you, jerk.
Sunday, May 15, 2016
Question: If you were the bridge-guarding troll, what riddle would you pose to aspiring bridge-crossers?
"I'm furry and round and I can make people."
A testicle. You may pass. Just kidding, those bones look grind-able and I need bread. (cudgel attack)
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