Stay away from my jam, dude.
Ha! That sounds like something from an awesome, never-before-seen C&C Music Factory video. Like right before the song starts, the super ripped dude walks out onto a white stage, tips down his ray bans and says, "Stay away from my jam, dude."
And then shit gets real!
Short Answer: You couldn't handle my jam, fella. I'd make you sweat 'till you bleed.