Friday, February 5, 2016

Question: I have a friend coming in to town and he's going to ask to stay with me any day now. I don't want him to. How should I handle this delicate situation?

Honesty is always the best policy unless there's a chance that you might get laid. Then getting laid is the best policy because you get sauce on your willy.

So if it's someone you can do sex to - and by can I mean do they have a hole that opens - you should stop being a virulent pussy and let that fucker stay with you. Otherwise, woman up and be honest about that shit.

I've let people stay with me before when I don't want them too. It sucks. And they didn't blow me at all.

Short Answer: I know being honest isn't funny, but it makes the world a much clearer place.

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