10) Sorry it's so dead in here. I guess I'll just let you drink for free and not ever try to start a conversation with you. Oh, and here's the remote so you can change between the MMA and the boxing pay-per-views. Feel free to smoke and just turn your hips to pee on the floor.
Wait, that's also number one. It's all of them. Because it's the only way that I would ever hang out at a bar for more time than it takes my friend to get his coat because he's done his shift.
Short Answer: If I had the pay-per-view at home for free, I'd stay home. Even free booze isn't better than my own couch.