Saturday, January 2, 2016

Question: Have you ever looked up tryptophobia? I advise you not to

We would have been at quite an impasse here if I didn't know everything.


I didn't have to look it up. It doesn't exist, so there would be no point.


I'll have to assume you're talking of trypophobia, the fear of holes, especially naturally occurring ones. (Gross.)


I don't have that. And looking it up is in no way traumatising unless you do have that.


The only holes I fear are ones that are positively runny with diseases of the sexually transmitted kind, which by the way would be a great name for a Close Encounters of the Third Kind themed porno.


Short Answer: I advise you, sir!

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