Do you have a codpiece? Any sort of protection down there at all? Do you like getting kicked straight in the balls? Do you enjoy being doubled over in pain while someone pees in your earhole? Do you like being sent streaming video of a masked man pleasuring your mother with a half-eaten carrot? Do you enjoy coming face to face with photo-copied pictures of your own butthole at work? Do you strangle babies? Puppies? Old ladies while crossing the street without help? Do you steal from the poor and give to the rich? Do you hide under children's beds and grab their feet in the night? Do you ask horrible questions that make people feel bad about themselves?
Short Answer: I'm a millionaire.