Another classic question for the ever popular blog site: SayRandomShitAtKeith
Do you want me to write the song?
I'm gonna write the song.
Their cattle prods, are extra long.
And that's not talking about their shlongs
They ride their horse until they come
And that's not talking about your mom
Over enthusiastic cattle herders.
They'll make sexual innuendos
And also get their cattle to the right area
Over enthusiastic cattle herders
They like to work hard and play hard
Both things mean finishing.
Short Answer: I'm too something for this shit.